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<3 edward nygma <3
about him he is a batman villain who incorporates puzzles, games, and riddles into his crimes as a way to challenge batman's intelligence and prove that he (ed) is smarter than him.
he is from dc comics (all media)
hcs bi (canon >:3), trans man, he/him, schizophrenic, ocd (coded), autistic (coded/canon in gotham)
anniversary: ~2014 - 2015 idk the date :c
ships: nygleska (gotham, i'm jerome), quiddler (gen/all, i'm harley)
pinterest board: here!! :3
tag: here!
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some facts i think abt a lot
> he can play the piano and sing *cries*
> (gotham spoilers) he got away w framing jimbo.... :"} so proud of him
> he's incredibly smart but he's also sooo stupid
> he's a really good cook. ed nygma malewife /j
> during the city of bane arc, the rogues take over the 99th precinct from brooklyn 99,, and ed stays at amys desk.......this is extremely important to me considering amy is my wife *cries*
> in batman 2022 he's literally.. a social media star WKGNRLHS he has livestreams and he has 500 followers. i wonder if he gets ad deals.
> in a handful of adaptations (batman 22, gotham, arkhamverse) he builds lil traps for his victims to solve a la jigsaw.... love that<3
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<3 barry allen <3
about him he is a forensic scientist at the central city police department by day.. and also the flash by day. and night. he can never catch a break.
he is from dc comics (all media)
hcs bi, trans man, he/him, SOOO AUTISTIC CODED COME ONNN, he has ptsd.. hold my drink while i project, he's canonically jewish in dceu but i like to hc his gen verse self jewish too for funsies hehe
anniversary: ~ fall 2017
ships: westallen (gen/all, i'm iris)
things i think abt a lot
> he's a fan of silicon valley
> his full name is bartholomew.. what a nerd lol *shoves him in a locker* /j
> when dceu barry met dctv barry, dceu barry thought dctv barry was cosplaying him and he asked if he wanted a selfIE
> u know the iasip pepe silvia meme? yeah that's barry w eobard thawne
> barry: hmm let's see what's on my schedule today *checks calendar* oh 'fuck up the timeline'? yeah i can do that
> he Isn't the fastest man alive..... wally west I is. barry's such a liar smh /hj
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<3 jean-ralphio saperstein <3
about him he's tom haverford's best friend and he's a co-creator of entertainment 720 (which only lives for 3 ish months until going bankrupt). he is Actually insufferable but it's ok cus i love him
he is from parks and recreation
hcs bi (canon *cries*), trans man, he/him, autistic
anniversary: august 30 2017
ship: jr²
lore: here!!!
tag: here!
playlist: here!!
pinterest board: here ! :33
dedicated strawpage! :D
things i think abt a lot
> he took tap dancing classes for Six Years ..
> he sued the creators of a haunted house bc he got too scareD jhsNHK
> he's literally a meme
> he's incapable of ending his raps on rhymes
> once pitched a Game Show where one person performs open heart surgery on another person. oh you wanna know the title?? it's "open heart surgery"
> he's a question on the bar exam............. aLSO he has tWO house arrest bracelets..... Two. it was the first time the judge ever had to do that. ugh when he makes history 😍
> he thought li'l sebastian (who's a miniature horse) was a cow....... he makes me speechless /neg (/hj)
> canonically likes fake dating trope...... ough
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<3 gregory hirsch <3
about him he's logan roy's great-nephew and he moves to new york to try to get a job within the family's businness
he is from succession
hcs gay, trans man, he/him, autistic
anniversary: november 10 2019
ship: waystarshipping
lore: scattered across posts sorrey
tag: here!
playlist: here!
pinterest board: his + mine + ours!!
things i think abt a lot
> his nickname as a kid was "greg the egg"
> he's 6'7 ????!??!!???!?
> (s2 spoilers) he looks harmless (and honestly he is) but he blackmails tom in s2 😭 good for him! /hj
> his moral principals includes being against racism and against lying (especially if you're news)
> he can take a lot in terms of psychological pain..
> he's such a loser weHKHNS in the s3 finale he's trying to like. be a ~playboy~ and date two girls at the same time but he makes it like so awkward wEGKNH baby boy u are so cringe i love u
> quite literally fumbled his way to the top
> ZOOLOGY MAJOR ZOOLOGY MAJOR Z-
> he calls him + roy sibs the 'quad squad'.. he's socute he just wants to be included.....
> he just wants to work in amusement parks aghhh
> he likes birds :3
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don't follow if
• you ship with anyone from the Frozen movies - if we're mutuals and you reblog content including that media, tag it so i won't see. if you retweet it i'll turn your rts off.
• you ship with my partners or have them as romantic comfort characters.
• you ship my partners with other people; i don't like any canon chara ships with my partners but i particularly never want tomgreg , tomralphio (+ any jean ships) , nygmobblepot / any riddlebird or mcvadi shippers following me.
• you're mutuals or are friends with 'doubles'other information:
• my relationships are real. i do not selfship or yumeship, i do not use f/o. just refer to us as a normal couple. if you won't take us seriously, i'd rather you not follow.
• i don't publicly lovepost anymore so it's rare, but don't retweet or reblog my loveposts, or reply to them with "same"; also don't talk about my partners romantically even as a joke.
• don't take gifs/memes i make for my posts and use them or send them to "doubles" to bypass my blocking. yes this has happened before.
• ask before following if you kin any of my partners.
• related to tumblr -- do not relog posts of my partner from me and talk about shipping them with other people in the tags just reblog it from the source or someone else...
• my dm's are open to mutuals but please do not dm me your own posts.
• it's absolutely ok to retweet/reblog posts about my ships, ask me about us, draw/write us stuff, etc etc. i have no problem with it :3
romantic partners
( we don't share. doubles + supporters don't follow me please. )
gideon gemstone
src: the righteous gemstones
status: boyfriend
feb 21, 2022 💗
ship: jermstone
tag + pin board + s/i
patrick bateman
src: american psycho
status: husband
around 2016💗
ship: batesman (ship with norman bates, who's me)
tag + pin board
bruce banner
src: marvel
status: boyfriend
june 25, 2024 💗
ship: jerbruce ig
hcs: bi, he/him (i can use they/them smtms.) | autism + ptsd + DID (canon)
pin board + s/i + tag
hank mccoy
src: marvel
status: boyfriend
may 30, 2024 💗
ship: ?
hcs: bi, nonbinary, he/him
tag
gladstone gander
src: ducktales (2017)
status: boyfriend
october 28, 2020 💗
ship: ?
hcs: gay, he/him
roman bridger
src: scream 3 (2000)
status: boyfriend
april 13, 2021 💗
ship: jeroman
tag + pin board + s/i
margo madison
src: for all mankind
status: girlfriend
june 5, 2023 💗
ship: jermargo
hcs: bi nonbinary, any prns. also autistic
tag + pin board Soon..
robert reynolds
src: marvel
status: boyfriend
may 3rd, 2025 💗...
ship: sacredsentry
hcs: gay, he/they | bipolar + autism + schizospec
pin board + s/i + tag
amanda young
src: saw (2004 - )
status: husband
no date i've loved her since i was 11 ok 💗
ship: ?
hcs: bi, trans masc, he/they (only i can use she/her) | ptsd
cassie mckay
src: the pitt (2025 -)
status: girlfriend
august 10th 2025 💗
ship: jersie
hcs: bi, any prns
tag + our board
+ steven crain (the haunting of hill house)
+ amy santiago (brooklyn 99, i'm jake)
+ dick grayson (dc, all; i'm kori)
+ harvey (stardew valley)
+ dale cooper (twin peaks)i have more unlisted (as well as crushes) that i'll likely post about. if we share, i'll just block.
my family
leslie knope & ann perkins
src: parks and rec
relationship: moms :3 (i'm leslie's son and they eventually get together so ann's then my other mom)
leslie tag + ann tag + pin board + s/i
+ cherik from marvel, who are my dads #childofdivorce in xmenverse.
+ pepperony from the mcu, who are kindasorta my parents in the jerbruce universe.
+ sambucky from the mcu, who are my dads in the sacredsentry universe. john walker, yelena belova, and joaquin torres are my siblings as well.
+ harrison from the pitt is my step-son. trinity is my spiritual daughter. robby, abbot, dana, and heather are my parental figures.do not follow me if you share ann or leslie at all. platonically, i'm okay with that, but if either of them are your insert/oc's mom then no. i'm ok with sharing everyone else tho!
friendships
parks and rec: mona-lisa saperstein, ben wyatt and tom haverford, who are all my besties :3c altho pretty much the whole cast are my friends heh <3the righteous gemstones: pontius & abraham gemstone, keefe gemstone and bj barnesi've plenty more for each media but i don't feel like listing everyone out lol
